Pam is off with Michael earning money for our nest egg. Man. I love that girl. It’s funny sometimes I’ll just.. wake up in the morning and I’ll be looking at her in the early light while she’s still asleep, and I’ll drag this shoelace across her face and I’ll yell “PAM! WAKE UP - THERE’S A BUG ON YOUR FACE!” and she wakes up screaming. I really miss that.

Jim Halpert (via tunaeverynight)

This is the cutest thing ever

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jerk-bitch: thesilentone:(via ashleno) My feelings exactly. My boyfriend just bought me season 4 :-)

jerk-bitch:

thesilentone:(via ashleno)

My feelings exactly. My boyfriend just bought me season 4 :-)

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Even though I can’t solve your problems, I will be there as your sounding board whenever you need me.
(via anditslove)

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There is no long distance about love, it always finds a way to bring hearts together no matter how many miles there are between them.
(via anditslove)

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raindropsonredroses: thingsgohazy: FINALLY!! :)

raindropsonredroses:

thingsgohazy:

FINALLY!! :)

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It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to control yourself.
Lemony Snicket (via kari-shma)

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sugarspun: openlungs: hazelweatherfield: nathen: loganjack: youre-theocean: sarahlorraine: ilovecharts: bdotdub: herroman: samich: dirtyhomme: I smoked with a stripper because I’m beautiful.. Makes sense. I needed a homo because I’m gay. Well, ok, that was pretty blunt. I banged a bag of weed because I love marijuana. Logic - it works. I slept with a stripper because that how I roll. Sorry Laura i banged a horse because i’m sexy as hell. considering people have died from that. heh. its a little funnier. I smoked with Paris Hilton because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous ;) I RAPED PARIS HILTON BECAUSE I HAD TO. are you all happy?  you finally got the truth out of me D’; I ran shirtless with a cat because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. Everyday. I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because I’m gay. Oh, okay. I cuddled with a bowl of cereal because I smoke crack. Haha i slept with a bisexual because i have amazing boobs

sugarspun:

openlungs:

hazelweatherfield:

nathen:

loganjack:

youre-theocean:

sarahlorraine:

ilovecharts:

bdotdub:

herroman:

samich:

dirtyhomme:

I smoked with a stripper because I’m beautiful.. Makes sense.

I needed a homo because I’m gay. Well, ok, that was pretty blunt.

I banged a bag of weed because I love marijuana. Logic - it works.

I slept with a stripper because that how I roll. Sorry Laura

i banged a horse because i’m sexy as hell.

considering people have died from that. heh. its a little funnier.

I smoked with Paris Hilton because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous ;)

I RAPED PARIS HILTON BECAUSE I HAD TO.

are you all happy?  you finally got the truth out of me D’;

I ran shirtless with a cat because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous. Everyday.

I ran shirtless with a bag of weed because I’m gay.

Oh, okay.

I cuddled with a bowl of cereal because I smoke crack. Haha

i slept with a bisexual because i have amazing boobs

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lovebot: skysignal: olderloverundercover: thelasthomerecording: (by loveyourchaos) Sup Wuthering Heights! I get to reread you next semester yaaaaaaay

lovebot:

skysignal: olderloverundercover: thelasthomerecording: (by loveyourchaos)

Sup Wuthering Heights! I get to reread you next semester yaaaaaaay

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(via thingssheloves) This used to be my life. Thank God that’s over

(via thingssheloves)

This used to be my life. Thank God that’s over

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If someone loves you, give love back to them in whatever way you can, not only because they love you but because in a way, they are teaching you to love and how to open your heart and eyes to everything.
(via poeticheartache)

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